“I Drink Your Blood” is an underrated, so-called zombie movie from 1970. I guess this was when zombies had a broader definition, because the plot revolves around a group of hippies who get rabies from some meat pies. Yes, they’re murdering and eating people, but zombies can’t really display this level of malice or planning ahead. Definitely worth watching, if only for the scene where the mute hippie saws off her own hand with a turkey slicer.
Lesson learned: If it can rationalize, talk, or torture you for fun, it’s not a zombie. You can probably employ normal human-killing tactics to protect yourself.
Hey how was your Christmas?!