I’ve spent all morning reading zombiedefense.org. DOT ORG! It meets all my requirements: scientific zombie research, neologisms, hilarity, and lots of swearing. The most valuable lessons I’ve learned from them so far:
- Korea is such total bullshit when it comes to zombies.
- The federal government’s ready.gov website does not address zombies. Accident? Unlikely.
- Weapons I hadn’t thought of: my dog, Michael J. Fox, a dragon punch.
- A luxury cruise ship is a great shelter, except for the fact that starvation, insanity and mob-imposed cannibalism are the best possible outcomes.
- If zombies weren’t real, would prominent politicians like Hillary Clinton, Barbara Boxer, and Ted Kennedy be talking about them all the time?
Seriously, do yourself a favor and frequent this website. It will pay off.
