Believe it or not, I’m still alive.

I watched zombie movies, I read zombie books, I yelled at a lot of people about runners, and I got kicked off of the Zombie Research Society Advisory Board. The latter particularly inspired me to start posting here again. I’m serious this time.

I figured you wouldn’t believe me, so I made you this.

6 Responses to “Believe it or not, I’m still alive.”

  1. Heh… “I’m not a crazy person.” Nice.

  2. Dude that’s too funny.

  3. James Waters Says:

    I think i love you for this!

  4. I have to say I honestly could not understand what on earth you were talking about (probably coz I was too mesmerized by you – you are dead cute ;~) And no, I don’t mean dead in a killed by a zombie kinda way, I mean you are gorgeous.

  5. ok…first of all, nice to see you alive and not zombie like. second, this whole question of zombies v. vampires, the former stand no chance. They’re brainless and apparently super slow and have no sex appeal. Now vampires, despite all of the pop-new moon-hermetically sealed packaged version crap, are vicious and dangerous and real. I’ve sometimes scene myself in a mirror and sometimes not and during those times i found the sunlight to be terribly discomforting, if not deadly. To top it all of, I look a lot like a vampire in a documentary made several years back. Could I be a descendant, i don’t know, but I could be. And I think I have every right to speak on this issue. First…no, third, let collaborate on this topic and share it with the little people. I say vampires are more dangerous and I have much more proof than stated above and honestly, did you see that woody harleson movie, they make a sport out of killing zombies. No one makes a sport out of killing vampires. Why? because that would be a dumb sport.

    I think you know who this is, happy Hanukkah to you.

  6. Metaluna Mutant Says:

    I think that a werewolf would become infected due to its own actions. Although it is part human, it uses its animal instincts. Wolves usually attack with their fangs. The zombies DNA would have quick access to the blood stream, thus becoming infected.
    If you believe that werewolves are humans with the ability to transform into its man-wolf, the question is; will the zombie virus cause the wolf-man to regresses to its human form. In some folk tails, as well as current pulp culture; when the beast is killed while in its active state s/he returns back into a human. Of course there are other sources that do not follow this tradition, thus the were wolf will remain in its bestial state even when killed.
    Now another question comes to surface with the virus it’s self. There are cases that if the virus passes into the digestive system, bypassing direct entrance into the blood stream, that person will become very ill and will eventually die without becoming a member of the walking dead.
    Another interesting note deals with proper disposal of a vampires body. If the body is given a traditional burial (usually referred to as a Cristian burial), the vampire will become a werewolf.

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