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Category Archives: Common Misconceptions
This Shit Bothers Me
1. For the last time. There is no such thing as fast zombies. Every single movie you are thinking of that includes them is either bullshit or not about zombies. Infected humans are very different; there is still hope to … Continue reading
Zombies in Plain English
Simple ways to: Identify a zombie. Survive an attack. Kill the undead. Note the admission that real zombies don’t eat candy or dance. Well done (although I would have included Step 4: Repopulate the planet).
Posted in Common Misconceptions, Survival Tips
Tagged theories, tools, underwater zombies, zombie sighting, zombies on fire
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Zombie Categories
I found a good, original system for classifying zombies from a user in the forums of the Zombie Preparedness Initiative. You should learn these categories now, so that when the time comes you know what you’re dealing with. Note: by … Continue reading
FAQs
Q: WTF is a zombie? Don’t you mean an infected human? I saw “I Am Legend” and I know everything. A: First of all, read The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks. You’ll find it in the humor section, but … Continue reading
Posted in Common Misconceptions, Reader Questions, Survival Tips
Tagged Best, Solanum, zombie survival guide
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Common Misconception: Vegetarian Zombies
“I was signing a book and I asked this woman about being a zombie and she said, ‘If I was a zombie I wouldn’t eat human flesh, I’m a vegetarian’. I said, ‘If you were a zombie, you would eat … Continue reading
Common Misconception: Rabies
“I Drink Your Blood” is an underrated, so-called zombie movie from 1970. I guess this was when zombies had a broader definition, because the plot revolves around a group of hippies who get rabies from some meat pies. Yes, they’re … Continue reading
