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Category Archives: Survival Tips
Deafness During the Zombocalypse
An anonymous reader asks: Hey, I’m deaf and sometimes I think about zombies attacking and what I might do in that situation. I was wondering about your thoughts on deaf people during a zombie attack. Just wanted to know what an … Continue reading
Posted in Reader Questions, Survival Tips
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How Do Zombies Know That You’re Human?
We’ve all seen the scene in “Shaun of the Dead” where Shaun and his buddies are able to walk right through a huge horde of zombies by pretending that they’re members of the undead. If you’re anything like me, you … Continue reading
Reader Question: Zombie Tacos
Elan asks: If a zombie had a taco, and then I killed it, so it dropped the taco – could I eat it? First of all, this is sort of a moot point, since zombies really have no interest in … Continue reading
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Tagged Solanum, tacos, theories, zombie bite, zombie ingestion
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Reader Question: Do I really have to shoot my friend now?
Travis asks: I think my friend may be infected. Should I try to organize an intervention or just go ahead and put a few bullets in the brain? Also, can I get your blog in paperback form? Kind of a … Continue reading
Zombies in Plain English
Simple ways to: Identify a zombie. Survive an attack. Kill the undead. Note the admission that real zombies don’t eat candy or dance. Well done (although I would have included Step 4: Repopulate the planet).
Posted in Common Misconceptions, Survival Tips
Tagged theories, tools, underwater zombies, zombie sighting, zombies on fire
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New Favorite Zombie Site
I’ve spent all morning reading zombiedefense.org. DOT ORG! It meets all my requirements: scientific zombie research, neologisms, hilarity, and lots of swearing. The most valuable lessons I’ve learned from them so far: Korea is such total bullshit when it comes … Continue reading
Gun Choices
The gun of my dreams is a pink Ruger 10/22. I like the .22 because it’s lightweight and easy for a tiny girl like me to shoot, and the pink is just personal preference – something pretty for me to … Continue reading
FAQs
Q: WTF is a zombie? Don’t you mean an infected human? I saw “I Am Legend” and I know everything. A: First of all, read The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks. You’ll find it in the humor section, but … Continue reading
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Tagged Best, Solanum, zombie survival guide
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Zombie Types
For when you need to tell exactly what you’re up against. http://sites.dehumanizer.com/zombietypes/
